When the news room played the video tape l, it was the same shit different day.  It was a communication tape from an extremist group from a far away land.   They supposedly had held some genetic researcher from Chechnya  to make a super shark.  These were only two in the world.

And the way coming to LA, California.   I place where most people flock to the sun.    This was going to be the beginning of the end, or was it.

"Fucking garden gnomes," the new reporter said as they saw the tape play.  "Call the FBI!"

And so the studio assistant picked up the phone and dialed 9-1-1. 

"I like to report a possible te- "  that was when he pasted as he did not think  that  this would happen.  Ever.