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The fact that we had a near death experience was not a good thing but for the fact that Lilly and I work through our shit.   Also, I could not believe that these sharks were able to survive on land.  Usually, they don't last on land.   Remember, they are like a fish.  But also remember that these are super shark engineered in a lab that is amphibious on nature.     I could not believe what I saw today with my own eyes.   Soon, I started to wonder if I was going insane.  But then I had Lilly with me.  

As I tried to get some. Writing done for the most part of the day.

'Ever since high school, I have been wondering if I could not be lucky in love. That being, I remember the time I went came back from vacation my family that was when I sat down with my first soon to be ex!  Unfortunately, a girl who looked like an Afghan, nice and exotic, came up to him and greeted him with a kiss!

That being......

"What the hell," I said, calling Matt's bluff! "Was that about!" 

"Don't know," he said, praying that dumb as always!  He had one girl show him her chest randomly and that was the first week in the fucking relationship!  That being I was matter than a hornet at that time. So you can imagine that was not tickled about the kiss..... that was when I swatted him on the head and started yelling at him.  That was when I went to my friend Tish.  Tish the fish as she was called in high school.  She was tubby at best and a chronic prankster.  But she was my friend!  As I told her what the fucking happened I started to spiral out of emotional control.  But I don't think that I was as made as she.  Soon she was telling me about how these two hooked up and should have told me before.   

That was when I decided to give up on the idea of love.    That being said over many years I was soon dating guy after guy... each more disappointing then the fucking last.  That was when I decided if I ended up with another, that was when I would end up on the FBI's most wanted list for serial crimes.  That being said I wasn't going. To be with another guy with out a fight.  Soon I enough I was watching Ellen DeGeneres on the tv with my mom..... no this was the turning point in this matter.  As I was not a big DeGeneres fan instead I hated her.

"You know I am just like her," I said.   "But I am not as loud mouthed nor stupid!"   Keep comparing my self as better than the celebrity.

"We accept you,"  my mother said smiling! "This I knew when you made the comment about the FBI wanted list about dating guys!"

"How did you know about that," I asked.  "This was something I told....."

"Tish, told me!"  My mom was saying.  "She thought you might do something drastic so she told me!"

"That babbler mouth," I said. Soon I was wondering why she was called the fish other then the fact that she smelled of sardines and not talking a shower....even though she did.     That was when I decided to have a talk with Tish about keep secrets!  But I choose against it as she was my friend since 10th grade.  She is a year younger than me and we share something sacred.   That fact that we have a lot in common as well as secrets.   I decided to not to tell my longtime friend about my mother know. 

But I was still, frustrated.  That being was posting on Facebook that I was questioning.....(not a good idea.  But at least there were not very many people on my Facebook).

Let's say I was not a popular girl in school....and it followed me into adulthood.  Fast forward to a couple years....

2012:

I was leaving the tattoo parlour after getting a tattoo and piercing ! This was when I decided to get my third piercing and my 10 tattoo.  That being said I started doing this just as I was graduating from high school with honours. This was a yearly or bi yearly thing for me depending on my mental health: maybe more if I was good that year.  Not pulling shit or doing this or that.  That being said I was a prankster too! But not as bad as Tish!

That was when I also started to go to collage and actually took a serious interest in writing.  All the way my brother who was 7 years older than me was playing his Sasquatch friend in the fucking forest.  This sounded as lame as it does.  A bunch of geeks in the forest looking for an imaginary monster!  This was pathetic for me!  To be far I never tried this and the VHS tapes were still sealed in the bags starting a collect of other VHS movies. Some of the things I was interested in were art, true crime and writing as well as body art. That was it. I was hoping to be a tattoo artist and bestselling author! That was it....thats all. Soon I was learning astronomy in college as I was always fascinated with the universe as it evolved and expanded! That being said I was also taking Astro physics and quantum physics!

That being said I am a movie buff! Hence the VHS collection I add to every week! That being said my favourite movies are American history x and kill bill for two very different reasons! So I look the x for wisdom and the kill bill for gory entertainment.

The night I ended up joining the big foot group was when I was bleaching my hair! Yes, I am a bottled blondes but I am also butch if you believe that. That was when I checked my Facebook and found that there were these notifications for Sasquatch seekers on my Facebook. This was annoying and unusually! The fact over the matter was that I was more then annoyed with the man child if a brother adding me to this groups.

I stormed into his room, "What the fuck did I say about adding me to your lame groups!"

"I thought you would like this," Bryan said.

"Yeah," I snarled pacing around his room! "Just like you thought I would like the VHS tapes on big foot some many years ago, that I told you to keep this to your self!"

He just lighted. "No I think you might actually enjoy this."

But, consider the source..... this guy has been in an orange Jumpsuit man time for small shithead shit. This guy doesn't think about himself nor others! This guy was not brilliant he was not autistic or anything he did not even make through high school. "Tell me when you graduate from high school.....then we will talk."

This was frustrating for me .....

As I when back to my room to let me hair set.....more fucking notifications. This was annoying to say the least and that was when I messed Tish about possibly pulleying a prank on my idiot brother. That was what it was going to to come to this soon ear or later.

Then I messaged my current girl friend about the weekend.... Hoping to spend time with her and not with my wacky brother. He must haven't heard this as he soon said, "You better not have plans for the weekend.''

I only got a part of a chapter done.  Soon, Lilly would walk in  to smoke a joint.   That she looked like she was not spooked by what she saw. 

"I can't believe that shark go on land and survived,"  she said. 

"It is a super sharks," I said as she massaged my shoulders when I was typing.   She also rubbed my back.  "How does this feel."

"Good, thank you," I was not really paying attention.    That was when she started to kiss my neck.   "Now that feels great!"

"Just trying to get you in the mood," Lilly said.    "Is it working!" 

I try to be gentle when tackling her to the bed and showering her with kisses.   "It did, I love you!"

She smiled, and we were making out.  She started to caress my clothing off me as we continued to make out. Though she had been tricked by a mad man, she didn't let that bother her.  Though I was in aw of her resilience.

Soon, we were making love. I never thought I would make it to her again. Because of that prick she was with.  That was when I heard my brother say the mf word.   I woul say what that word is but even I don't fucking say it. 

"What is it, Bryan?" I said.

"A fucking shark attack In down town LA."

"What the hell," I said.

"You heard me."   That was when I walked into see the TV with an amphibian shark attacking people.  This looked like something out of Ogresh  magazine.   This was an online gore magazine that my brother used to read as a kid.  Why he was reading it was beside me... but he did.    This magazine is long gone by now, and I  am just thankful for that.  It was in print at one time. 

I could not handle what I was seeing. This was completely unreal and just ridiculous. 

Soon, I was hoping that the shark would soon die from not being in water, but then the shark multiplied into two sharks.    There were two fucking sharks out on the street.  This was like sharknado, the movies that everyone hated.  But I loved those movies that are  now. 

"I can't fucking believe this," I said.

"It is surreal," I thought to myself.  That was when the TV switched from onsote to back in the news room. 

"This is why I hate the news," I said.   "It is awful!"

"I have to watch it for my job," Lilly said.  "If I had a choice, I would not either."

"Going back to write and figure out the shark question," I said.   As I went back into my room, I picked up my laptop and started to write the rest of the chapter while wrestling with my anger.

'*ding*

All participation is mandatory for green horns!

Damn and I was green!  That being said I was annoyed even more soon I texted my current girl girlfriend.....Lilly, about not going to see her this weekend.  And then as if reading my mind " the experience is every weekend!"

Damn it! I thought.     That was when I thought to my self that I didn't want to do this.  This was annoying to say the least.

My brother looks like me but without tattoos and piercings and he doesn't bleach his hair.  That being said he would be too stupid to work bleach and hair dye!  Basically just slap it on your hair and wait a few minutes or at least half an hour for the stuff to start working..... simple! But it isn't for him.  That was I lost me cool big time!   That was it for me. 

the experience is every weekend!  That being said I felt hopeless with Lilly so I told her that we should meet other people.  I was that frustrated  to be honest with you.   As I soon realized what I typed I could not see the the light in in this!  "Or we could me tonight?"

*ding*

I rather tonight then to break up

That being said I was girlfriends with Lilly  for three years!  She was a lovely young woman who had been through a lot in life!  One she was harmed by her karate teacher who was a real criminal and she had to quit.  But still she was a good person.  And did not deserved my frustration.  It was when I told her that I wanted  to see her. But I wanted to just relax!

As I went to Lilly's I found that her parent were there.  They did not seemed to mind.

"Mom, dad I want you to meet Lexi," she smiled. "My girlfriend!"

"That was when I was introduced to the parents. I was honoured about that. After the apprentice s left that was when she kissed me! "Well should be start."

That being said we usually make love once or twice a week! This usually being the weekend. That would have to change....but she was understanding for the most part! That was when I realized that she was trying to get a rise out of me!

Completely forgetting about the experience I went to grab a ring out of my pocket. It was my moms thst I swapped (hopefully she wouldn't mind) and asked Lilly to marry me!

What it was 3 years as I wanted to marry her right then and there.

"I do!" She said

"You do?" I yelled with joy! "That is awesome!" I hugged her.

That was when I decided to be in love and not even think about the experience. That being said I was in the moment. But I really wanted to be with her during the weekend.  There we watch sci-if/ horror and we sometime make love!  That being said the same sacred thing that I have with Tish as my friend......same damn thing with Lilly as I was having more in commoner with her even more so then with Tish!

She was a plus sized young woman, and she had a great personality!  Personally I would rather be dating earthy woman then hot woman to be honest with you.  As she was sweet and down to earth!  She also looked good in her lingerie!  That being said I could not believe that thin was still in.  Also she did not like toxic positivity!  I think that is were the point were positivity goes too far!  That what I hated too!  She loved the sci-if and horror movies and would watched there-animator and the x-files constantly with me.  To be honest that was it.

I was into more aliens that Sasquatch!  But then the experience what a hell weekend that was going to be.  Not being with my girlfriend was horrid enough but a weekend with my ridiculous brother....that was hell week not the less!

That being said I was interested  in only art and my girl friend at the moment!

To be honest I was not looking forward to the experience. 

When I come home the next day...... I asked my brother if I could somehow avoid this! 

"I will try to help you out for a while but you do have to meet everyone, sooner or later!" He said matter of factly.  This was annoying but if I could avoid this for one month thst would be great or more I thought to my self.  I was annoyed the with the fact that that I had to deal with people I did not like!  This was traumatic for me!

"Why can't I meet them on Facebook!" I said.  That was when he said it was better in person! This was a small group and I decided to friend every one in the group all 6 of the other idiots.   That was when I started to chat with them individually.....but then my brother actually got wise  and said, "That is not the ritual!"

"Ritual, bitchual!" I screamed.  That being said this was a chore for me.....just to talk to these people! It was a chore big time!  Like you better pay or e-transfer me the money chore.  But the payment was the fact that I was gaining my freedom for a little while longer!  This was a struggle  for me!

I spent all day talking to these idiots while I could have been talking to my girlfriend!    But I was not getting what I wanted in life. 

To be honest I was a spoiled brat growing up and then ref,edited when my brother added me to the annoying group!  To be honest I could do with out it!  But there was a lot things I could have done without in life!   As I am pretty sure on more thing against my spoiled brat brain would soon give me PTSD.  That is how stubborn and spoiled I was.

Where my father  and mother dotted on me the condemned most of my brother's behaviour.  May all this big foot stuff was to destroy my mental health, and I f that is the case it is working!  As I went to  try and relax  that was when I heard the ring tone on my phone went off!  That was when I realized that it was a ringtone for my girlfriend.    It was when I answered it!

That being said she was calling to tell me that she could not wait to be married to me that being I was interested in talking to her.  A fun fact.....she is a TSA agent and a damn good one too!   That being said she was also interested in astronomy. The TSA thing would be the only thing we don't have in common. That was when we differed!  That being said, I do see most cops as people, but some are annoying!'

This was what I showed Alex so far about my Sasquatch writing.   It was for the 2012 wattys.  As I heard her read this and proofread, I could not help but feel the pride about the manuscript.  That being said, I would have to go through more channels because I was 13 and under.  It was frustrating, but alas, it was what it was. 

I looked  Alex and thought she was an amazing writer. 

"So you tried the watty's before,"  I asked. "This is my first time."

"Well, it is not the first time for me....you do know that you have to write 50000 words or more,right?"

"Yes, I do....if you want, we could come write it."

"That would be good....let's do it."

"Sure thing." I said.  "What do you say about meeting January's parents. "  I was typing up a paragraph. 

I could  not  help but think that this was a good experience.  I was actually finding this to be a good distraction from the politics of life.  Buy what I mean the bullying and bullshit that i was going through.'

That was when I had an idea.

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I am a writer artist and musician. Mom to a betta fish. Lover of astronomy and Halloween. Enjoy my books.