The idea was to go to the local butcher shop and get some meat to trick the sharks.   But this would probably would cost money.  So we had to literally see if we could use the meat there.  And scatter it al over the city to  district the sharks and keep them bust from us humans.

"Before you work,  Lilly, try to ask for scarps at your butcher shop,"  told her.   I told the same shito my bother.    That before leaving we were going to dostract the sharks.   But they were multiplying, which was annoying, to say the least.  As I we drove around town on Lillys car as we dropped the meat on the side walks and alleys, we started to find that this was easier said than done.

LA was a big city.   But that being said this this idea came to me as I wrote my story.   That being said, I could bit type on my phone and drop meat everywhere at the same time.   Like I said, it's easier said than done.      so i started typing in part of my story as we Bryan when to drop meat off at random places.  

"We are going to need help and more red meat," I said.   I could not find a more fitting role for Tiffany and her idiot friend.   So we went to her dorm and said, " we need to drop meat all over the city for the sharks. You in?"

"Fine," she said.  "But I am not touching the stuff."

"That is. Why we have you."

"Damnit," she said.

"You want to redeem yourself, then pick up the damn beef tenderloin and get busy."

"Alright,"  she whined.  "But if my nails get ruined...."

"Fuck your nails!" Lilly screamed.  "We need to kill these sharks before they multiply anymore."

Soon, I started to take her bu the scruff of her neck and dragged her out to help us.  "You are going to help us get rid of these sharksmif it is the last thing you do!"

"I will, but don't expect us to be friends still!"

"Don't worry," I said.

So, with Tiffany acting like a 2 year old, we started on the meat dropping adventure to distract the sharks.

Soon, Tiffany was acting more like we were kidnapping her.  She was such a drams queen.

That being said, she was my best friend in kindergarten, and she was dramatic then, too.  I remember that I dumped a whole puzzle in her hair, and she screamed bloody murder, "You bum head."

That was when I started to laugh, and we became good and best friends from then  until grade 8 when she turned on me.  When I was in grade 8, she started to hang around the girl who was my main tormentor, Lydia, and a boy named Christian who was anything  but that.  This Christian guy was annoying, to say the least, and psychopathic at best.  He loved   calling me the r slur and other dumb names.

He was still friends with Tiffany  Ontario.   My former best friend.   And I knew he would say something  about this had he known.  For one the Tiffany problem was getting to be worse than the fucking sharks.

She was threatening us with the police even though she agreed to help us.   This was annoying.

Soon, i started in on her, "Listen, I am not excepting yo be friends, but I expect you to hold up, you end if the bargain."

"Alright," she said.   "I will help, but you have to stop writing bad things about me on your blog."

Truth be told, I have a blog about my life, and it is unabridged and completely honest about my life.  It is called the alt girl confessions.   That being said, it has annoyed some people like my brother, got one.  Maybe I should take it down and start writing on wattpad full time, less annoying that way. (For other people, that is)

Soon, we started to drop the meat on the street for the sharks to eat.  Kind of like  Hensel and grettle, where they follow the meat to their deaths. 

"Have a snack, you bastards," I yelled as they came feeding after us, dropping more meat.    Tiffany did nothing as usual and as annoying as ever. 

"I don't know why we have to do this," Tiffany whined.  

"We are trying to save the city,"  I said.   Soon, there was when amphibious shark chasing us and then two.   Soon, they were hanging on the meat dangling  from the trunk.   As soon as I take aim with the harpoon gun  and fire at one of the sharks.

I see that it hit the shark, but then there were two more sharks in its place. This was more than annoying it was frightening for us to see them get hit and then multiply from being hit.  

I didn't know what to do about the sharks attacking us in the city streets.

Was I started to try to look up what was toxic for sharks.  Well, Usually toxic for them.

1. Heavy Metals:

Mercury:

A well-known neurotoxin, mercury, particularly its organic form methylmercury, accumulates in sharks as they consume smaller fish, and its levels can be particularly high in long-lived, predatory shark species.

Arsenic:

Another metal of concern, arsenic, is also found in shark tissues and can be particularly high in coastal shark species.

Other Metals:

Cadmium and lead are also found in shark tissues, though their levels may be lower than mercury and arsenic.

2. Other Toxins:

Gambierdiscus toxins:

Some sharks have been found to contain gambieric acid D, a toxin produced by certain algae, which can be harmful.

Phycotoxins:

Other phycotoxins, toxins produced by algae, have also been detected in shark tissues.

Methylamines:

Certain shark species, particularly Greenland sharks, can contain toxins like trimethylamine and trimethyloxamine, which can cause poisoning when consumed.

If these were normal sharks, I would  look this up as they are being over fished. But these particularly super sharks need to go and they need to go now.  I  felt ashamed that I had to look this up as it was going to kill a living thing.  But these were man made for the most part

  Soon, we were running  out of meat, and we could not distract them anymore.    So Lilly gunned the gas, and we started to  get ahead of the monsters.  I would call them that, monsters as they were man made.

That was when we needed more chum for the sharks. And we had to mix it with a poison. I could not imagine doing this without looking suspicious.   That was when I could not figure out what to do without looking like assholes.

As they started  to nip at our trunk that was when Tiffany screamed, "we are all going to die!"

"Shut up. I am trying to think here."

If we get some more chum and start to dose it with arsenic, that would probably slow them down, at least, but in the best case scenario, they would be taken out.

The arsenic  really slow them down.   But I still could not do this without a problem.  But I started to remind myself that they were man made monsters.   Some deranged experiments that were too successful.

I did not know where to get mercury or arsenic, but then I remembered that my brother had rat poison.  So we went  back to the apartment and a fish store to get some chum to feed to the sharks.

I started to walk in the messy apartment and start to look for rat poison. I know my brother had a tub of the stuff just for the rats.    I could not believe that I was looking for this.  This was not on my 2014 shopping list.

I could not help but feel really bad about killing something that we could learn about.     This was genuinely a waste for sure we could be learning about these to do good with this knowledge. 

One idea would be to learn about these to make super food or something that would help the world.   It's too bad that the extremist got a hold of this knowledge before anyone else.

So I started to wonder about killing these sharks.

'January and I were waiting in the waiting room.  Soon, I was told that Alex just gave birth to Jewel MacFarlane.   I was fascinated by jewels look.   She had white near albino skin, and she had black hair.  She looks unusually beautiful.

"Januray will be the God mother," Alex said.

"Thanks," she said excitedly. 

"Thank you, Alex."

Soon, we were sent to the waiting room. That was when January decided to be random and kiss me.  It was just a random but loving kiss. I could not help but feel that this was a good random.

My father said that we, jannie and i, would be sleeping over at her place. 

I would finally see her room.  But I couldn't help but feel excited about this.   There are no restrictions on us. We could stay up late.  That was when January received a text.

The ring tone was Sean Paul's get busy.  I could nit not believe this.  She liked Sean Paul, too.

'Shake that thing, Miss Kana Kana

Shake that thing, Miss Annabella

Shake that thing, ya Donna Donna

Jodi and Rebecca

Woman Get busy,

Just shake that booty nonstop

When the beat drops

Just keep swinging it

Get jiggy

Get crunked up

Percolate anything you want fa call it

Oscillate you hip and don’t take pity

I want to see you get live

'pon the riddim when me ride

And me lyrics a provide electricity

Gal, nobody can tell you nuttin’

Can you do know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In the car with us

Them nah war with us

In the club them want to flex with us

To get next with us

Them cah vex with us

From the day I was born, jah ignite me flame

gal a call me name and it's me fame

It's all good girl turn me on

‘Til a early morn’ Let’s get it on

Let’s get it on ‘til a early morn'

Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Yo don’t sweat it,

Don't get agitate just gwaan rotate

Can anything you want

you know you must get it

From you name a mentuin

Don’t ease the tension just run

the program gals wan pet it

You have a good time

Gal free up unu mind caw nobody

can dis you man won‘t let it

can you a the number one gal

We'ave you hand

Make them see you wedding band

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame

gal a call me name and it's me fame

Its all good girl turn me on

‘Til a early morn’ Let’s get it on

Let’s get it on ‘til a early morn'

Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Woman Get busy,

Just shake that booty nonstop

When the beat drops

Just keep swinging it

Get jiggy

Get crunked up

Percolate anything you want fa call it

Oscillate you hip and don’t take pity

Me want fi see you get live

‘pon the riddim when me ride

And me lyrics a provide electricity

Gal nobody can tell you nuttin’

Can you done know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame

gal a call me name and it's me fame

It’s all good girl turn me on

‘til a early morn’ let’s get it on

let’s get it on ‘til a early morn'

girl it’s all good just turn me on

Yo Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana

shake that thing Yo Annabella

shake that thing Miss Donna Donna

Yo Miss Jodi and the one name Rebecca

Yo Shake that thing, yo Joanna

shake that thing yo Annabella

Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana

(Jodi and yo).. woman goes are then

Yo sexy ladies want par with us

In a the car with us

Them nah war with us

In a the club them want flex with us

To get next to us

Them cah vex with us

From the day me born jah ignite me flame

gal a call me name and it's me fame

Its all good girl turn me on

‘Til a early morn’ let’s get it on

Let’s get it on ‘til a early morn'

Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Let’s get it on ‘til a early morn'

Girl it’s all good just turn me on'

"You like Sean Paul," I asked.

"Sure,  but I like,  just gimme the light." 

"That is a good song."'

This is what I was able to write in order to get over the dilemma of the sharks. For one, we could learn about these, or we could al die from this shot show. This was a dilemma and a pickle of one. But I decided that they had to go. And they had to go now. So I finished writing and started to gather the poison and walked out of the apartment.

I started to walk to Lillys old lemon and we I mixed the toxic chum past outside of the car. I did not want to smell this anymore than I had to. That was for sure.